Crunch time, mates. Future in-laws are beginning to drive Verity and I nutters, though I suspect she lost it a while back and I'm only just being introduced to the insanity. I think it's time to start thinking about celebrating, rather than planning. As far as I'm concerned, I've got you lot, I've booked the honeymoon, and I have a final fitting tomorrow - time for the groom to play.
Essentially, this is a plea for kidnap and relief of responsibility in my last week of bachelorhood. Traditionally we Scots take this very seriously and if I'm not arse-over-tit till the wedding, running naked in the streets, there's something wrong.
Save me.
Private to Miles
With everything going on, Percy's told me he doesn't have the time to fulfill certain duties which would traditionally be his undertaking. Too much work, too much... too many other things.
Anyway, I was hoping that you would consider being my Best Man? To be honest, you've been a better mate than Percy the last few months anyhow. Plus, if I can trust anyone to throw a bachelor party, it's you.